Throughout the Vanderpump Procedures Year 10 reunion Part 3, Tom Sandoval somehow became even far more villainous. It wasn’t just that he slept with his associate of 9 years’ very best good friend and seemed incapable of featuring a honest apology — the reunion episodes Portion 1 and Element 2 by now included that. Nope, this time, he determined to insult his ex, Ariana Madix (the one *he* cheated on and betrayed), in the ickiest, grossest, most vile way doable.

ICYMI, when Madix introduced up that she and Sandoval experienced slept collectively following his affair with Raquel Leviss started, he quipped, “She held her T-shirt on. It was seriously incredibly hot.” The just one-liner was spoken with entire disdain, prompting absolutely everyone on phase (and observing at household) to recoil in a comprehensive entire body cringe. Lala Kent instructed him, “You’re these a f*cking d*ck.” James Kennedy additional, “What the f*ck, dude? You’re f*cking disgusting.” Worst of all, Madix seemed unsurprised by his cruelty.

Viewing it perform out, I was equally disturbed. But as soon as I struggled past his total lack of empathy, a different imagined transpired to me: So, what? Did he definitely think putting on a T-shirt all through sex qualifies as a funds offense? It is not like he accused her of keeping a retainer in for the duration of the deed (which, let’s be obvious, would also be wonderful if a minimal un-hot). No, no, his stage of disgust was reserved for a… T-shirt. Okay, so possibly Sandoval’s comment shouldn’t be taken at experience value. For supporters of the present, it was clearly a dig at Madix’s past dialogue of physique picture insecurities. But let’s concentrate on the T-shirt of it all — exclusively, are T-shirts all through intercourse actually that poor? The reply: a resounding no.

Sexual intercourse — primarily with a partner of virtually a decade — ought to be an expertise that functions in both people’s convenience zones. If that comfort zone consists of furry handcuffs, go for it. If it will involve a vibrating toy or two, that will work, as well. If you’d rather retain a T-shirt on, which is totally your prerogative.

Also, is not there one thing variety of, nicely, incredibly hot about preserving a T-shirt on? A skinny piece of material, having sweatier and less opaque as you get it on. Maybe your husband or wife pulls the neckline down or the hemline up. IDK about you, but that does not seem like a *lousy* time — and it certainly isn’t the tragic circumstance that Sandoval seemed to imagine it was.

Madix, for her element, has consistently made it very clear that she wants additional than just bodily, “penetrative” intimacy to sense connected to her companion. “The way that so numerous males act like they are entitled to your body and entitled to sex since you happen to be in a relationship with them. I am not your Fleshlight,” she told Glamour in June.

Sandoval’s remark may have landed him in a new amount of infamy, but in a uncommon ideal instance of karma, it’s offered Madix some important coin. In addition to her surplus of manufacturer promotions, she is now marketing T-shirts, emblazoned with her experience and the phrase, “F*ck me in this T-shirt.”

It’s official: T-shirt sexual intercourse has never looked so fantastic.